Monday, October 18, 2004

My boss is a Paycheck Thief...

I have a new nickname for Dick.. 給料泥棒 (Kyuryou dorobo) which means Paycheck Thief in Japanese hahahahaha Yeah.. He doesn't do anything but gets paid!! GRRR

I was so fed up today with all the work that i had to do... I had to take over some of my colleague's work cos she's on vacation.. and i had to do so many things by today....
I am so mentally tired now...

I got more fed up when I heard that Dick went missing again.. for about an hour and he came back to pack and went off shortly after! He left at 5.10pm today! My fellow Dick-haters actually saw him sitting in his office, looking at his watch!! ARGH!! What is wrong with my boss??

I hate working for people like this!

And then this thursday, we are going to have another one to one meeting again.. ANOTHER ONE! WHY???? 2 times in a month!! Isn't that a bit too much?? ARGH! I will have to tell him.. it's a waste of time.. but of course .. i will put it nicely as he is a senstive prick!! (all pricks are hahaha ;-) ) I also feel like telling him.. "Please lor, Dick, my period only come once a month and you want a bimontly one to one session!! It's too much!!"
He will also ask me.. what's on your plate? I hope to tell him.. "LOTS! It's as much as what you would put on ur plate during a buffet meal, you greedy man!!" wahahahaha

Bloody 給料泥棒 !!

12 comments:

Bubblemunche said...

Goodness! You know, Dickhead might just be carrying a torch for you :D! The doubled one-to-one meetings sounds highly suspect.

Get yourself a pepper spray, just in case :)

Fat Fingers said...

Bubble : NO WAY man!! I will take the torch and hit him on his head (and maybe dick) and then spray him with the pepper spray haha
Everyone of us has to go for that one to one meeting.. so sian!!

A Popcorn Addicted Shopaholic said...

Haha.. That's a good one..

"Please lor, Dick, my period only come once a month and you want a bimontly one to one session!! It's too much!!"

For someone has a name like Dick, just bear with him. He has have a relly palthetic childhood.. Hee..

Fat Fingers said...

PAS : Actually his real name is not Dick haha i call him Dick behind his back.. yeah i think it's cos of his childhood.. he was a refugee.. but now things are different for him now.. why is he still like that? maybe it's his culture.. hmmmm

A Popcorn Addicted Shopaholic said...

well, FF.. At least U gave him a nick he deserves.I saw a book in Kinokuniya last Sat, named "Pains in the Office: 50 People You Absolutely, Definitely Must Avoid at Work". The best Christmas gift you can get for him!

Bubblemunche said...

Keke, the nick Dickhead suits him just fine :)....

Oh, Kinokuniya is a good place. You can even find those 'voodoo' kits to spook your boss and colleagues!

Yours Potatoly said...

hey..regarding the comments link in my blog..i did activate it..but up till now i dunno why it's not showing..hehe..make do with the tagboard lah ah..hehe..

Fat Fingers said...

Bubble : hahaa voodoo kits! yeah i saw them at Kinokuniya.. i should get one and then dress it up like Dick and place it on my desk haha

PAS: Haha that book sounds good but i don't want to spend any money on dick! maybe i will write my own book.. it will be full of Dick's pics!! 50 pages of it!

Me, Myself : OK i will check out the tag board later! :)

Bubblemunche said...

If you do get that book published, I pledge to buy at least ten copies and distribute among my friends so that they can be enlightened too. They must be autographed of course :)

Jayaxe said...

You could also tell him 'My period is only once a month so please be a blood sucker once a month also!' ...pardon me for my crudeness this time hehe.. or is this what you actually meant to say? haha...

FF said...

How come you don't like it when Dick leaves the office? I'm very very happy everytime my boss is not around. Freedom!

Fat Fingers said...

Bubblemunche: Thank you for your support! hahaha

Jayaxe : hahha that's not what i meant! that's funny though! haha

FF: We are also happy when he is not around.. but we can't stand it cos he does nothing and leaves early when we all are busy.. yeah i guess it's better that he leaves early! or better stil.. don't come at all hehe