Saturday, October 30, 2004

i want to buy a 4B pencil...

...muahahahaha. and I will not make it sharp.. i want a BOLD tip..
The bolder the better.. cos .. all the better for me to draw on Dick's desk...

Hahaha!

I found out Dick hates to see pencil marks on his desks during our one to one session a few weeks ago...

& so during the meeting on Thursday, i purposely left some pencil mark on his desk.. and i used my finger to rub it so it would smudge a little.. muahahaha

I was very careful.. i made sure no one saw it hahaha not even my fellow Dick-hater. I told her after we left the room.. hehehe

Anyway, he was talking in the meeting and then he saw the pencil marks.. and his eyes became from this ^_^ to O_O . hahahaIt was so big.. his mind must be going.. "OH NO! RED ALERT!! RED ALERT! PENCIL MARK ON DESK! NOOOO!! ARGH!"

He must have knew it was me.. cos i was the one sitting there and that area has quite a few marks. Sometimes i'd pretend to tap the desk using my pencil too..

I know i know.. it's childish.. but i really find joy in doing that .. seeing Dick get all annoyed..and using the eraser to erase it off his desk. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

18 comments:

Bubblemunche said...

You're so naughty.... I LIKE :D!!!!

I'm also looking for ways to annoy that annoying sup of mine.... Maybe I'll try your pencil trick too, keke....

Jayaxe said...

HAHAHA! The expression on his face I can vividly imagine from your description!

Dun use pencils. Bring on charcoal powder! Hahaha

Fat Fingers said...

hahaha charcoal powder! i wish! but there is no reason for me to bring charcoal into his room for meeting leh..

i am thinking of using marker.. hmmm
or maybe highlighter also can.. PINK colour!! hahahaha

Bubblemunche said...

Use 'Liquid Paper' :D!!!! .... I meant correction fluid of course ;)....

Fat Fingers said...

hahaha good one! Liquid paper! hahaha yeah!

sari said...

HaHa You are just so Cute and FUNNY!! LOL hahaha

FF said...

Fat Fingers, you're so naughty! Serves him right for being a dick though!

Madame D said...

Okay, we must know more about what annoys Dick! Are all lusting for revenge now, and want to make sure his life is a living hell. Evil evil Dick! This is what happens...small victories!!!

A Popcorn Addicted Shopaholic said...

Oh you're a mean Dick-hater, but why a 4B pencil when you can get a 6B pencil?

Bubbles' idea is pretty good... Use liquid paper on your paper and paste it on the desk before it drys! Then act innocently as though you didn't do it on purpose!

Fat Fingers said...

Popcorn : got 6B pencil? OK i will get 6B then! The darker the better! MUAHAHAHAHAH
The liquid paper one is really good! WAHAHAHA

Madame DeBarge : Yes! Lusting for revenge! Sweet revenge. I'm going to find out whatelse annoyse him..hehehehe

Yes everyone, i am naughty haha I am just so happy to see him so annoyed. i am looking forward to the next one on one meeting on thur!!

Bubblemunche said...

Wah!!! Popcorn's tactic sounds damn good :D!! We are all ardent boss-haters :P....

Fat Fingers said...

Yeah! Come on everyone.. follow me..

DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK!

Bubblemunche said...

Ok ok!

DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK!DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! DOWN WITH DICK! :D!

Yours Potatoly said...

I have this BIG pencil from Australia; so big there is no sharpener for it. You'll have to use a knife. You want? :D

Fat Fingers said...

Yours starrily, thanks for the offer but i might just use the knife and carve something on dick's skin instead muahahaha

Bubbles, remember to raise your fist as you say that! haha

Bubblemunche said...

Haha, I'll shout 'Burn his house' too :)

lis said...

hey! just read ur post on that bold 4B pencil.. how i wish i can do that (leaving marks on THEIR desk) without being qurstioned : P

finally found some blogger who's working and feedbacking on the corporate life.. cos the rest of the blogs which im reading are mainly by students hehehe..

btw, still trying to learn how to link up pple? care to share, if it's not too complicated??? (cos literally I'm a born IT idiot)

Fat Fingers said...

hahaha Lis, it's easy to leave pencil marks on ppl's desk.
Make sure they are looking at you in your eyes (must be eye level) and then u faster draw on their desks! hahaha