Sunday, October 17, 2004

Impressive

I am so impressed..with myself.. hahaha

I have this friend on ICQ. He loves to send me weird msgs.. and i'll try to match him..
Today he msged me and said..

Jimbo: I use monkey's balls for paper weights
Fat Fingers: I use cow's udder as a bagpipe
Jimbo: very impressive!


Hahaha!! I hope to meet Jimbo someday. He's such a funny guy.

He even said he'll get his otters to kill Dick for £50!! Hahahaha

Oh yeah, one of my fellow Dick-hater was so pissed with Dick that she said she'll go under the sun to play paintball cos she wants to shoot him! hahaha So now we are waiting for the opportunity to bring it up that we want to go play paintball! muahahahahaha

Jimbo suggested full body contact kickboxing.. haha i wish! I would love to kick Dick on his groin hahaha but that would be too obvious..

12 comments:

Jayaxe said...

I'm bloody impressed by you too! hahaha... anyway you can use platypus instead of otters! Click here to find out why.

Dick will be screaming for his life if his arse gets poked by the poisonous spur... pardon me for my evilness hahahaha

Fat Fingers said...

Jayaxe : Wah didn't know Platypus is so poisonouse! Yah you are so eeeevil! I like! hahaha

Bubblemunche said...

Paintball brings back painful memories for me. It should really be renamed Painball instead.

Another 'fun' company sport you can indulge in: Suggest bowling, and drop a 16-pounder on Dickhead 'accidentally'.

We are so full of evil thoughts :)

Fat Fingers said...

Bubble : hahaha i thought of that too.. i will accidentally drop it on Dick's foot and then i'll say "oops, soweee" hee hee..
Yeah we are so evil! I like! muahahahahahaha

Bubblemunche said...

(Bubblemunche positions his pinkie by the side of his mouth): "Evil! EVIL!! Muahahaha!!!!'"

Forgive me, I'm still suffering from the after effects of watching Austin Powers a few years back :P....

Yours Potatoly said...

hey..i read ur self-description..somewhat similar to mine..hehe..ur humourously interesting.. www.potatomusmaximus.blogspot.com

Fat Fingers said...

Bubble: I love Austin Power too! So funny! haha and also the latest one.. MMMMMMOLE!! hahaha

My, Myslef: Thanks for stopping by! I read your blog too! I love your stories hehe... But can't leave my comments there :)

Bubblemunche said...

Haha, I irritate the hell out of my friends when I did the 'mole' thingy on them :P....

Somebody slap me, please!

Fat Fingers said...

*slaps Bubblemunche*
I love Austin Powers!! I want to get the dvds hehe

Bubblemunche said...

*Ouch* :P!

Haha, I was hoping they will release a special 3-in-1 box set or something, but that never did happened leh.

Oh, my fav character: Dr Evil :D! (bubblemunche puts pinkie to side of mouth yet again....)

Fat Fingers said...

oh don't have? i was thinking of going to check if they have a box set or not! haha

Yeah i love the part when Dr. Evil and Mini Me sang "Just the Two of Us" ..haha so funny.

Bubblemunche said...

Haha, "Daddy loves you, daddy loves you" :P....

I love it when Mini-Me shows the finger :D!