Appraisal review today
Let me tell you the joke of the day
Dick said i built a good rapport with him
I wonder if there's something wrong with him?
What makes Dick think like that?
He must be using a condom as his thinking hat?
I came out feeling good
But i'm sure he's up to no good
How can i get such good review
When all i did was hating you?
Turns out he said the same thing to everyone
So i am not the only one!
& My increment was so measly
But hey, i should count myself lucky.
I'm still waiting for news on my bonus
Man, i hate such slowness!