Mini Me : Ah Yi! There is a snake on your head!
Fat Fingers : Huh?
Mini Me : Happy April Fool's Day!
Fat Fingers : hahahaha
Mini Me : Ah Yi! There is a dudu (pacifier) on your backside!
Fat Fingers : HAHAHAHAH
Mini Me : Happy April Fool's Day!!
Hahahahahahaah Mini Me is sooo funny!!
Her teacher told her about April Fool's Day so she has been going around disturbing all of us..
I am so glad i wasn't born on 1st April!
Imagine... me.. coming out from my mama's womb.. and then the nurses and doctor will point at me and say.. "Oh look! April Fool! HAHAHAHHA"
I was almost an April Fool!
Oh yeah.. We got a chocolate cake today instead of a cheesecake. It was quite fake when everyone sang the bday song.. and i was quite fake as well with my fake smile hahaha.
Oh and Dick was so disgusting today!! One of my COWorkers accidentally stained her clothes with pen ink.. and the stain was on the breast..well not exactly on the breast..but u know.. where the breast is. And Dick was talking to her and noticed it.. (he must have been checking out her breasts too) and said.. "Did you do that on purpose so that you can show everyone that your breasts are big??"
That's sexual harrasement!!
How professional is that??? Not at all!!
My COWorker was very very offended! I would be too if i were her!! Bloody Dick! He's such a scum!!
And he annoyed me again today... well that's normal i guess haha
We were supposed to go to Tampines for training next week.. And some of our sessions are in the morning.. so we asked him if we can take a cab and then claim it back from the co.
His reply? "You can claim if all of you come to the office and share a cab to Tampines."
Hello? Office is in Orchard? Why waste time to travel to orchard and then go tampines from there when i can just take a cab from Toa Payoh??
And how come you can claim 6 taxi fare in A DAY?? Why can't we claim it? And how many times do we have training in a year? Maybe at most 5 times or less??? Why is it that you can claim taxi fare even on public holidays and we can't claim any when we go for our training which is for WORK??
Why are you not leading by example, you bastard???
This really pisses me off.
I hate it when he tells us not to do something and then he goes and do it himself??
My respect for him is .... ZERO! Maybe even negative!
I hope he knows that buying a cake for everyone does not make him a good manager/leader.
I was actually telling everyone that he should just stop all this tradition (he called it a dept tradition) of buying cakes when it's our birthdays.. and instead use the $$$ for our cab fares!
Bloody Dick. I want to pluck out his menberries hehe. (I love the word menberries. I learnt it from CowBoy Caleb! hhehehehe)
Fat Fingers : i want to pluck out my boss' menberries!!
Jimbo : can I use them to form a novelty 'office stress relief' clacker thingy?
Fat Fingers : hahaha sure! go ahead!! Do whatever you want! You can even smash it!