Fat Fingers : I have a confession
Fellow Dick haters : What?
Fat Fingers : I have an urge to give Dick an anal probe!
Fellow Dick haters : Aiyoh!! So gross!!
Yesterday, Dick was walking in front of me..... and i could see his backside swaying in front of me..
I had the urge to use my umbrella to give him an anal probe!!
ROAAAAR!!
I think i am becoming a psycho.... i'm going crazy...
I hate Dick... Sometimes i'll fantasize about ways to torture him.... muahahahahaha
Like giving him an anal probe with my $6 Giordano umbrella, plucking his manberries out and crush it, pluck out all his teeth with pliers, poke him in the eye with a pair of chopsticks and then leave the chopsticks there...
Ok we better stop here for now...
13 comments:
Pluck his hair 1-by-1 till he botak.. hahaha
Hey, dun spoilt ur umbrella lah!!
Dun waste money...later got to buy a new umbrella.
Wow, you're definitely fierce! But I like it! Especially the umbrella probe. Perhaps, you shd use the Ah-Pek black umbrella, cost less than $6 and one-time use only. This is hilarious! I can just imagine a black umbrella sticking out of someone's bum!
haha, Eddy thought you used your fingers to do the probing...
hang in there! only 84-something days left before you can officially yell in his face!
if you cannot wait, can secretly spit in his coffee! haha...
Hah... Imagine pulling his lower lip out and over his head till it reaches the nape of his neck and he suffocates from the lack of air. *grin* I do that every time a client pisses me off, which is probably why I've always managed to keep smiling angelically at em.
My best friend claims I need anger management classes. Hmmm... I wonder why... :P
you have a hidden tendency for BDSM...
(and seems so for the other commentators as well)
I LIKE...
umbrella?
THen once inside his backside then you open the umbrealla issit?
grossss
bwahaahaa... such a sadist.. but i like..
shellfish : it will take me maybe about 3min to pluck out all his hair.. he has not much lor.. hahaha so not shiok enough muahahaha
Bubbles : No way am i going to use my fingers! YUCKS!!
Defy Angel : if dun use umbrella, then use what? bamboo? broom? hmm i think also can hor.. hohoho
Anna : Yah i am fierce. I am harmless unless provoked! muahaha Yah i think you those ah-pek umbrellas will be good cos the tip is metal! Muahahahaha
Spyda : Spit into his kopi? what if he follows me home? how? hahaha
Cannonball J : yah i must put all these negative energy into good use.. hmmm
April : hahahahaha that's so funny! i would love to do that!! Yeah i think i need anger management course too.
gigidiaugustino : hahaha yah i think i might have BDSM tendency too! hmmmm
Cowboy Caleb : Yeah i was thinking of that earlier! Probe him then open the umbrella! hahaha
tommi : i only want to probe Dick.. heehee
Dan / Honey : Are you 2 the same person?? And you all like to get probed too? hahaha
Lori : Errr.. whoever you are.. i think that er.. Dick will find Tramadol useful after i probe him..
Ningx : HAHAHA I think you are too young to read this entry hor? hee hee
You can co-write Happy Tree Friends!
Don't bluff. You're turned on right? Haha.
Yours Starrily : yah haha that would be great! I love Happy Tree Friends!
Zen|th : No lah.. i just get happy when he's being tortured... ok maybe that turns me on? hmmmmmmmm
who the hell is honey?!! wassup with copying my comments.. tsk..
Post a Comment