Fat Fingers : I have a confession
Fellow Dick haters : What?
Fat Fingers : I have an urge to give Dick an anal probe!
Fellow Dick haters : Aiyoh!! So gross!!
Yesterday, Dick was walking in front of me..... and i could see his backside swaying in front of me..
I had the urge to use my umbrella to give him an anal probe!!
I think i am becoming a psycho.... i'm going crazy...
I hate Dick... Sometimes i'll fantasize about ways to torture him.... muahahahahaha
Like giving him an anal probe with my $6 Giordano umbrella, plucking his manberries out and crush it, pluck out all his teeth with pliers, poke him in the eye with a pair of chopsticks and then leave the chopsticks there...
Ok we better stop here for now...