Monday, April 18, 2005

Anal Probe anyone??

Muahahaha This is me..
I still want to give Dick an anal probe with my umbrella!!


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I have been feeling unhappy these past few days... and in a bad mood too...
Didn't talk to anyone at the office today.. i was just in my cube.. listening to the music and doing my "work". Didn't have any appetite too...

I think i am having a pre-trip anxiety... really not looking forward to be in the same plane and in another country with Dick.. grrrrrrrrrrrr

14 comments:

Jayaxe said...

You're talking about the Japan trip, right? Of course, I wouldn't look forward to go with someone I won't like to see, but I envy that you get to go again!

By the way, the Little Miss Fat Fingers' smile is so evil. I like. Hahaha.

Bittersweet said...

bring an umbrella along.. if he dares come near you.. give him an anal probe!! oh man.. Japan!! wanna go to!! but not with Dick!! *shudderz* try.. try try... to enjoy yaself there arz?

Bring lots of pictures back on the sushi there ok?

Filee Falee said...

Try to think abt the nice things instead? And if he ever comes near you, give him the Fat Finger's anal probe (with ur umbrella)!

defy angel said...

Cheer Up, gal!

Think of all the yummy food and people u meet. Put the Mr. Dickyhead away....

Remember to have fun hor!
Treat him as an invisible man. Better still, try to play pranks on him...make him irritated and get a good lauff over it!

Give u an example: Repeating the last word of every sentence he made! Or called him Dickie in front of everyone....

jettykey said...

I like the Little Miss Anal Probe! Dont' worry about the trip, you've got the magic wand! Just make sure you don't end up using it! haha

Ah 9 said...

hmmm...i thought i left a comment here last night...missing!

Oh well...

the question was :

u going overseas again with dick? so soon? thot u went japan or something with him liao

Anonymous said...

Wah....Ah 9....now that sounds obscene. "You going overseas with dick?"

limegreenspyda said...

i've never gone on a business trip before, but i imagine you could request for seats far away from dick if you check in separately. and you could 'disappear' from the scene at the airport by saying you've got a tummyache and make dick leave first (i assume you'll be taking the airport limousine?) and then you can make your own way to the hotel on the next limousine! and there are ways to avoid him at all times besides meetings. you'll be going there alone with him? no others??

Fat Fingers said...

Jayaxe : haha yah i also like that evil smile! muahaha! yah i will try to enjoy myself without him.

bittersweet : i will try to take lots of pics if i get a chance to have sushi there hehe. and hard to bring a big brolly to Japan leh haha

Filee Falee : Yep. I hope there's a Mister Donut near the hotel. An Angel Cream will definitely make my day. ooooh...

Defy Angel : Hahaha i wish i can do all those things! But he will be so upset he will confront me and force me to tell him everything! and then if i refuse he will accuse me of committing insubordinatioN! hahahaha

Anna : Thanks for the magic wand! I think i can use it to give Dick an anal probe haha but the wand might be too thin hohoho

ah 9 : You blur lah. You left it at the other post. Haven't go yet. WIll go in May...

Anon : i think i am too "pure". the sent.. very dirty meh? hahahaha

Spyda : yes. i intend to check in online and sit far away from him. I don't intend to talk much to him. There will be other people around too.. all of us all want to siam him only hahaha. but the thought of travelling with Dick is really... argh!

airhole said...

dun forget that when u use the umbrella to poke.. use the hooked end for maximum satisfaction...

FF said...

I think you have an unhealthy obsession with Dick's anus.

HAHAHAHA

Bubblemunche said...

Bring a golf umbrella. Double the size, double the pleasure.

- Ah Hock

Ah 9 said...

with metal tip? haaa

Fat Fingers said...

airhole : yah but if i use the hooked end.. then i cannot open the umbrella leh.. hahahaha

FF : hahaha no lah.. not obsession.. or maybe it is.. hmmm

Ah Hock : Yah golf umbrella! A golf club also can! I will use a driver! muahaha

Ah 9 : haha yeah! metal tip!!