Friday, April 08, 2005

Revenge is Sweet!!

Fat Fingers : You think i should?
Fellow Dick Haters : Errr.. you can if you want. We'll cover for you.
Fat Fingers : Really? OK.. here i go.. *spits*

And so... i spitted my saliva onto Dick's cake...( i still can see it on the cake after that hahaha)

I know.. gross right?

Today was one of the COWorkers birthday. We've decided to buy a cheesecake for her because she had a craving for it.. and also because Dick hates cheesecake! Muahahaha. We got him a small piece of fruit cake instead.

At first he wasn't too please to see the cheesecake but when I told him we bought a fruit cake especially for him, he was extremely happy... So was i! Muahahahaha

When he took the first bite, we cringed and waited for his reaction....

Dick : Mmmm this cake is so nice! So sweet! Thanks!
Fat Fingers : *trying to suppress my laughter* oh really? You're welcome! *turns around and laughed silently*

Revenge is indeed sweet... but i'm never going to do this again. It's so disgusting.. argh.

I am not proud of my behaviour... I didn't know why i did that.. But something in my head kept going.. "Spit! Spit on his cake! I know you want to! Go on! Spit! Muahahaha!"

22 comments:

YuNz- said...

i muz be careful with my food in future. muz scrutinise it 1st man.

"-__-

gomugomu said...

and i thought only repressed maids, waiters and cooks do that to their employers/customers

what you sow so shall you reap

Anonymous said...

So in a way, you're sharing your saliva with him. Something like an indirect kiss.

Zen|th said...

That was kind of mean, but I guess if I were in the same situation, I might have done the same. Hahaha.

jettykey said...

Fierce! Wonder if you had any flu bugs when you spit...Dick might get sick. =(

Kelly Chan said...

Hehehe...

I know what I'll do to my client next time when he/she asks me to buy them free coffee...

tommi said...

aiyo...so 'er xin'...but if you do that too often, he may look, sound or think like you one day...muaahaaaahaaaa...

Jayaxe said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Now I can really feel the extent of the dissentment against him. That reminds me not to ill-treat people if I ever manage people one day!

Ed, Edd & Eddy !!! said...

I know, it's hard to ignore the evil little voice in your head sometimes. Heheh.

Filee Falee said...

omgosh woman.

this is unbelievable!

Fat Fingers said...

yunz : yes see properly first before you eat ok...

gomugomu : yes.. even disgruntled employees do such things..

anon : Ewww now that's gross

zen|th : yes it was mean.. and it could have been worse you know hahaha

anna : actually i am having the cough now. Phlegm is green colour! hahaha Dick might get my germs. muahaha

kelly chan : er.. it's not really a nice thing to do you know.. hehehe

tommi : yesterday i was worried that he might follow him home cos he "ate my saliva" hahaha

Jayaxe : yah treat your employees good and they will treat you good!

Ed : yah.. tell me about it.. hehe

Filee Falee : Yah.. i know.. i cannot believe i actually did that too!

Bubblemunche said...

Holy Macaroni! And the thing is he finds is tasty! My goodness :D!

Gabrielle said...

eee... that was super disgusting!! But i heard of worse.. heard of this girl who sprinkled her URINE into one of her colleage's chicken rice.

yuck....

next time, either I buy my own food or i must learn not to offend ppl like you.. hahaha

MizBGot10 said...

*yeech* but coolness at the same time. That poor unsuspecting bugger.

becca said...

Oh my god! Lolz, I guess dick must have really been something for u to do that.

Haha... you make me wana do it to the people i hate too.... wonder how come he is so blind to the spit and still say sweet.

FF said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Ah 9 said...

to borrow a quote from Biatch....

Eeeeyyuuuuuurrrr...

limegreenspyda said...

wah! so proud of you, girl! ;D
serves him right anyway. who ask him so lydat.

pixie said...

This is the first time I'm reading an entry from your blog and I must say I enjoy it a lot! =D

One question: Weren't you worried if your colleagues were to expose your supposedly "evil" doing?

Fat Fingers said...

Bubbles : haha yeah! I think my saliva is sweet lor! hahaha hmmmm

Gabrielle : Wow now that's gross. That is something that i will never do! eeek

MizBGot10 : if you get to know him, u will not have sympathies for him hehe

soccersalvaged : the cake had a layer of "Glaze" on it.. so cannot really see.

FF / ah 9 : Yes it was gross! dunno why i can do that..

Spyda : Actually i am not proud of my behaviour. hehe i did it in a moment of folly. hehehehe

pixie : thanks! i don;t think they will. but if they do expose me, i will deny it. hehe.

Ang Ku Kueh said...

Fantastic! if I wasn't so chicken and if I had somebody I hated that much, I would do it!

God, you're hilarious! Can I put a link to you on my blog?

Fat Fingers said...

Ang Ku Kueh : Sure! Link me up! hehe. Spitting is no good.. don't ever do it hehehehehehe