Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Dick is such a cock Dick!

I am pissed off with Dick.. eh what's new? hahahaha

So we tried our luck again today and asked if we can take a cab from Toa Payoh to Tampines - 3 of us wanted to share a cab from TPY and there were 5 of us and we all can't squeeze into a cab anyway.

Fat Fingers & Fellow Dick haters : So can the 3 of us meet at Toa Payoh instead? Because no more than 4 person can be in a cab..
Dick : No no.. we cannot justify the expense. You must come to the office
Fat Fingers & Fellow Dick haters : Why? It will be CHEAPER you know?
Dick : Oh really? Oh but i can't. Because it won't be fair to the others. I already told them they can only claim the cab fare if they take the cab from the office?
Fat Fingers : It's CHEAPER you know. It's CHEAPER. So CHEAP from TPY. Why pay more when it is CHEAPER from TPY? It's CHEAPER to go from TPY to Tampines you know.. and faster!
Dick : But.. i cannot justify the expense....
Fat Fingers : *in my heart* Win already lor!!

GRRRR

I don't know what kind of logic is this!
Stupid Dick!
He said he will come to the office too and he stays in Kallang.. so why can't we go to Orchard first and get a cab to Tampines!!

Please lor! Only a Dickhead like him will go to work early when he can just go straight to the training centre from his place! & it's so near some more!
And.. it's not as if he does not have a laptop to access the co. email from home!

And today, my COWorker, who went for the training today told me they discussed about Dick during lunch! hahahaha Even the expats think he is a lousy boss! Yahoo! We all hate Dick! Dick is our common enemy! Die Dick Die!!

And my COWorker found out that Dick has been telling lies about us..

During the business trip last year, he invited our counterparts from HKG for dinner BUT DID NOT INVITE HIS OWN STAFF aka US! GRRRRR
What did he tell the expats? He said he invited us along but we turned him down because we wanted to go shopping!!
Hello?!?!?! There were 3 of us there. You didn't invite anyone of us at all!!
Bloody Liar! You told us you didn't have $ to pay for the cab to the HKG office and borrowed money from us in the afternoon. In the evening, we saw you at the hotel lobby taking a cab and you yourself told us you are meeting the HKG counterparts for dinner!!

I'll make sure i'll not be nice to him during my exit interview with the HR mgr...

Oh.. i can't stop thinking about giving Dick an anal probe (with my umbrella) the whole day today! Aiyoh... Is there something wrong with me???? Hmmmmm

11 comments:

Filee Falee said...

"You told us you didn't have $ to pay for the cab to the HKG office and borrowed money from us in the afternoon."

LOL He borrowed $ from you guys?! WTH. He is impossible. Even the expats are complaining about him? That means the whole world is against him? No?

Ah 9 said...

wah si beh anal leh...hahahaha

jettykey said...

ditto! Ah 9 said what I wanted to say.

tommi said...

yeah, don't know why company rules are like that...same with my company, u can travel from ur home to a mtg etc but can only claim for the distant between your office and the mtg place...

got a better idea for you...how about inserting the umbrella from the asshole and pull it out through the mouth...quite gruesome hor...muahaaahaaaa...

limegreenspyda said...

aiyah. see lah. last time never do enough good deeds then now got horrible karma = horrible boss! nevermind, if cannot spit in his coffee, then at least can stick chewing gum on his shoe sole/chair/whatever. haha.

limegreenspyda said...

oh. i forgot to say. since he's such a horrible boss, sure will have retribution someday. like dick's dick will turn green and fall off. :D

Bubblemunche said...

Dick is the epitome of inflexibility... very very anal indeed :D!

Jaywalk said...

When you do the anal probe,

remember to open the umbrella.

ouch.

Jayaxe said...

Don't worry, it's a normal reaction against abnormal people.

Fat Fingers said...

Filee Falee : Yes he borrowed money fomr us!! GRRRR Everyone hates him! Even people from the blogosphere! wahahahaha

ah 9 / anna : I also say! hahaha

tommi : aiyoh.. why your co. also like that? eee come out from the mouth.. gross leh..

Spyda : yah lor.. bad karma. Yah i hope his Dick will fall off some day...but then even if it falls off.. he might not know leh... wahahaha

Bubbles : yah lor! so inflexible!! grrrr

Jaywalk : haha yes i intend to do that! can't wait to see the look on his face! muahahahaha

Fat Fingers said...

Jayaxe : hahaha thanks! :D but to constantly think about it.. hmm hahaha