Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Armpits..

Read Popcorn's blog.. and she's right. We all have our own opinions and our blogs are for us to voice out our opions.. we all must be openminded.. and opinions are like armpits.. everyone has them! and sometimes they stink! (mine doesn't! haha) ...

... and it reminded me about this poem i wrote with my friend. We each wrote a line.. it doesn't really make any sense.. but it does made me laugh hahaha

So here goes!

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I had a dream I dreamt today and this is what I have to say.
I saw your face I was amazed

That your crazy twiching eye I could not blank away.
You look crazy and Ugly. I'm in a daze I don't know what to say.
Just say that the sky is blue and the grass is green... anything is better than staring at you.

Your twitch makes me itch like the hair under my armpit.
You said armpits are bad... they're like opinions... everyone has them and they all smell bad.
So it's your fault that I'm itching!! Stop your twitching and get going!!

Hair under the armpits make you itch they do, but I thought you shave your armpits, don't you?

This twitch will not cease unless it pleases you that I fall flat on the floor...
like nacrolepsy - the disease I hope you bore.

How dare you call me ugly? You're the one with the hairy armpits!!
Gosh, the nerve you have I can't believe it's there.

Twitching, itching, oh stop your bitching!!
The sight of you makes me want to give you a beating!!

Beating? I'm sorry... I never meant for it to cause your grieving... I love you for your twitching... I'm a sucker and I would never want to see you leaving.

If my twitching is what you love, then itch all over and show me your worth!!

I'm worth more than diamonds... ruby or gold... more than the itch I can't withold. I can't control my itch for you, it's like a hair stuck in my behind.


9 comments:

Jayaxe said...

Dick has hairy armpits
Not like Brad Pitt
Go and take a hit
For they smell like shit


Present it to him when you quit.

Hahahaha!

sari said...

wah lan deh, u folks are closet poets right~ hehehe and its true!! People always forget this is our online abode and if they dont like what to read, then just act cool will do ... everyone has their own perception for things manz.. haikz~

Bubblemunche said...

HAHA! You and your friend damn bor liao! Just like me and me pals :D!!

P.S. You sure your armpit dun stink? Keke ;)....

FF said...

*speechless*

A Popcorn Addicted Shopaholic said...

Hee hee... damn right.. Fingers' a closet poet! that's one crazy, stinky, foul-smelling poem u got!

I'm still trying (REALLY) hard to understand your poem.. Either too cheem to follow or it doesn't flow at all!

Fat Fingers said...

Popcorn, this is not literature class.. so no need to understand.. haha it has no meaning. my friend and i were just bored and we just wrote a line each..

Jayaxe, i'll include that in my resignation letter.. maybe haha

Bubbles, i am sure mine doesn't stink.. want to smell?? hahaha

Bubblemunche said...

Mine doesn't stink too :)

Fat Fingers said...

u sure Bubbles?
I think you should do an experiment tomorrow..
when u're in the train. .raise your arms.. and see if anyone runs away hehe

Bubblemunche said...

Damn! Now I know why my train cabin is always empty :P!