Friend : Hey do you still have your boss' hooker spreadsheet?
Fat Fingers : Argh! Why did you remind me? I've erased it from my memory!
Friend : I just thought you could sell it to earn some $$$
Fat Fingers : Hmmm not a bad idea..
My friend has just reminded me of something that i don't want to retain in my memory!
I was the IT Leader for my dept at my ex-co. My ex boss wanted me to backup the data in his laptop to the server.. so i did.. and while i was waiting for all the files to transfer over to the server.. i saw the file name.. "nurse.jpg"..
"Hmmm", i thought to myself.. "Why is there a pic of a nurse in his laptop?"
So i double-clicked on the file, it was a Japanese nurse... and her uniform was way too small for her.. it was tight too.. u get the picture?
I was shocked.. and i browsed through all the files and there were like hundreds of porn in his folder! Hmmm. Then i saw the hooker sheet..
There were names of many girls.. with the addresses.. all the lorongs! And there were some ratings next to it too.. for HJ, BJ and FJ! and comments! I remember it goes something like this, "Great at BJ. But tits are not big enough"
Argh. It was disgusting.
Anyway.. after my shocking discovery.. i was like.. "argh! must.tell.someone. but i can't! argh!" I quickly called my friend, A, on the phone to tell her cos she knows no one from my co.
And she told me..
"Friend, relax. Got your name there or not? Don't have right? Don't panic. It is normal for men to look at porn lah! As long as your name and photo is not there"
Whenever he asked me anything about his laptop or the server, i will go.. "No No.. i didn't see any porn in your folder. Don't see no hooker sheet either!! It wasn't me!!" ...in my heart...