Dick : Fat Fingers, i hope you won't mind if i use you as an example?
Fat Fingers : I don't mind.
Dick : So everyone, please use this report that Fat Fingers has generated as a template. It is very useful.
Fat Fingers : *talks to self* useful yeah.. but it is a waste of my time!
Dick : So Fat Fingers, is there anything you want to add? Did it take you a long time to do it?
Fat Fingers : Yes.. i dozed off many times while i was doing it... too boring!
Dick : ......
Stupid Dick.. he asked me to generate a report for him 2 weeks ago. It was only for one of my categories.. so i did it and sent it to him. He was pleased.. and decided to make everyone do it..
So some of my COWorkers thought i wanted to suck up to him by doing the report.
They blamed me and accused me... of submitting in the report when i can just ignore him.
Well, excuse me! I was asked to do the report and no matter how i hate Dick, i had to do it cos it was the second time he asked me to do it! I cannot siam no more!! And he told me he wanted my feedback. If i think it's a waste of time.. then we can skip it. Bloody liar!
I was so pissed..
Pissed with some of my COWorkers cos if they don't want to do it and think it is a waste of time (which is) then please tell Dick.. and since Dick doesn't care.. don't come and tell me.. for the 95847837th time that it is my fault for submitting the report for him!!
Some of them meant it as a joke.. but it wasn't so funny after 95847837th time!
GRRRRR
& I am pissed with Dick because when some of us told him we can actually get that report from someone else .. he kept saying..."No. You just do it for me. Don't forward me those reports you get from the other people because it will jam up my mailbox!!" He's wasting our time! Argh! And what a lame excuse!
Anyway, i have to tell him tomorrow during the dreaded one to one session.. it's taking up too much of my time.. takes me one day to do it.. and i have to do like 7 of them! Siao!
13 comments:
Ah. The feelings of our superiors' inadequacy. It happens everywhere, with PHBs around.
i think u should do the number one task on ur 'wants' list...
on the other hand maybe not...that would result in less work stories...hehehehe
Maybe u shld just have him assassinated? Doesn cost much these days
is 95847837 somebody horrible's phone number? dick's, by any chance? haha!
Your colleagues never really think properly. If they were in your shoes, I'm sure they would have done whatever Dick told them to do as well.
suspiciousbastard : what's PHBs?
ah 9 / ambiga : yes i would love to kill him..but then i would have not much to blog about hehe.
Spyda : what no. is that? tried to call it but not in use hahaha
zen|th : yah sometimes they never think properly! idiots! but most of them have apologised to me haha
Sari Party Girl : reports are easy one u get the hang of it hehehe.
Oh..i didn't know someone wrote nasty things about you....
Bubbles : i had problems accessing my own comments too haha and also yours and other bloggers'!
yeah.. only about.. *gasp* 3 months!! yahoo!!
Pointy Haired Bosses. Ever read Dilbert and seen the boss?
suspiciousbastard : ah yes! haha i love dilbert! :)
Hiya! Your Boss sounds like such a ^&%$ Screw-up, your colleagues aren't better either, worse luck. I'm feeling more charitable towards mine after reading about yours....thank goodness you're leaving. :)
95847837 <--- I thought you were indirectly giving us Dick's no. so we can call and harass him.
Ang Ku Kueh : I love your nick! hehe this is one of The Boyfriend's nick too haha. Yes, you should be glad you don't have Dick as your boss.
ff/spyda : hahaha i'm so blur. I was wondering.. what's up with the number?? Then i re-read my post and realised what all of you were talking about! haha yeah i should post Dick's no. on the net muahahaha
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