Dick : Fat Fingers, i hope you won't mind if i use you as an example?
Fat Fingers : I don't mind.
Dick : So everyone, please use this report that Fat Fingers has generated as a template. It is very useful.
Fat Fingers : *talks to self* useful yeah.. but it is a waste of my time!
Dick : So Fat Fingers, is there anything you want to add? Did it take you a long time to do it?
Fat Fingers : Yes.. i dozed off many times while i was doing it... too boring!
Dick : ......
Stupid Dick.. he asked me to generate a report for him 2 weeks ago. It was only for one of my categories.. so i did it and sent it to him. He was pleased.. and decided to make everyone do it..
So some of my COWorkers thought i wanted to suck up to him by doing the report.
They blamed me and accused me... of submitting in the report when i can just ignore him.
Well, excuse me! I was asked to do the report and no matter how i hate Dick, i had to do it cos it was the second time he asked me to do it! I cannot siam no more!! And he told me he wanted my feedback. If i think it's a waste of time.. then we can skip it. Bloody liar!
I was so pissed..
Pissed with some of my COWorkers cos if they don't want to do it and think it is a waste of time (which is) then please tell Dick.. and since Dick doesn't care.. don't come and tell me.. for the 95847837th time that it is my fault for submitting the report for him!!
Some of them meant it as a joke.. but it wasn't so funny after 95847837th time!
& I am pissed with Dick because when some of us told him we can actually get that report from someone else .. he kept saying..."No. You just do it for me. Don't forward me those reports you get from the other people because it will jam up my mailbox!!" He's wasting our time! Argh! And what a lame excuse!
Anyway, i have to tell him tomorrow during the dreaded one to one session.. it's taking up too much of my time.. takes me one day to do it.. and i have to do like 7 of them! Siao!