COWorker : Eh Fat Fingers, got cheap air fares to Hanoi you know.. want to go?
Fat Fingers : No lah! Imagine you go to Vietname and all of them look exactly like Dick. EEEE
COWorker : Wah lau.. that's gross! Don't generalise!
Fat Fingers : Can't help it leh... When i see the word Vietnam, i see his face.. Yucks!
I don't hate Vietnam or the Vietnamese.. i just hate Dick. But.. He annoys me so much that whenever i see the word Vietnamese, he comes to my mind. I have also stopped eating Vietnamese food.... I'd avoid anything Vietnamese...
Anyway, Dick was in a good mood today... we were trying to come up with reasons why he was so chirpy..
COWorker : Must be he went to Geylang last night! That's why so happy!
Fat Fingers : hahaha you sure or not? He is so niao piao ..cannot be.
COWorker : Oh maybe he got to talk to his wife on the phone today.
Fat Fingers : Hmmm.. I know i know!! He had phone sex with his wife today.. that's why!! hehehe
*niao piao = stingy