It was for business.... so i didn't get to explore much but i still had a great time.. After all, every meal was paid for and i was treated like a WEE-I-P (VIP). :D
I had to take several internal flights around India.... and i hated it.. because they were so strict and it was very troublesome..but we all had to go through it because of those stupid terrorists! grrrr
Before you board the plane, your hand luggage will be scanned once through the x-ray machine. Then you will go through a room (men and women will be separated) and the guards will scan your body with the metal detector. After you get the all clear, you'll proceed to the waiting area.
And before you actually get into the plane, there will be another check. This time, you'll have to open your luggage! Very long process!
Anyway... i was stopped twice.
First time, they detected a tweezer in my luggage.. Yes a tweezer.. this harmless little tweezer.
They made me open my cabin bag and scanned every single pouch i had.
How to hijack a plane with a tweezer?? You tell me?? Threaten the Pilot with it? If he doesn't let me have my ways, i shall pluck out all his eyebrow and every single hair on his body with the tweezer! Muahahahahaha!
Eh?
The second time, it was in Bangalore... I went into the room where the lady guard scanned me with the metal detector...
Indian female guard : Vat is that?
Me : huh?
IFG : The sound.
Me : Huh?
IFG : This sound! *detector passed by my breasts and it starts to beep*
Me : eh? Oh!
IFG : Vat?!?!
Me : It's the wire from the bra. *blushing*
IFG : Vat wire?!?!
Me : Er.. underwired bra..
IFG : Vat?!?!
Me : Bra? with wire? support? Wire?
IFG : Vat? *blank look on her face*
Me : er.... *lifts up blouse, points at bra* this one! the wire! this one.. you know?
IFG : hmm.. *feels the wire on my bra!!* oh! ok! You can go.
-_-"
I don't think they have underwired bras in India.. hmmm Or maybe the indian female guard didn't know that such a thing exists... hmmmm
19 comments:
So, did you have a "wery wery" good time in India? Did you get to see lots of posters of "Wera" (supposed to be "Vera"), the famous (fat) Bollywood movie star?
hahahahaha. Damn funni leh. So lame the security guard. Maybe they dun wear bras lor. Cuz they dun wear shoes also.
actually a wired in the underwired bra can kill ppl
i read it somewhere in Conan (manga) before :P
LOL. Nothing escapes the metal detector.
Guess wired bras are a novelty in India. Muahahaaa
This could lead to a new business idea in India! Hahaha.
Oh man.. I cant imagine my boobs giving off beeping sound whenever the metal detector scan it! That would be so embarrassing. Maybe they thought you hid a knife in your bra. But wouldnt that hurt?
Hahaha.
wah lau eh...
retard officer sia..
the least they could do is to keep "abreast" of the world..
lol.
HAHA! hilarious... gosh. thank god she didn't decide to confiscate your bra... or worse yet, make you remove the wire? hahaaa ....
Jade : yah ask leh. dunno why. or maybe it's just that bra that is weird.
Lynne : Yes i had a wery good time there. Oh who is wera? i'm not familiar with bollywood stars. hehe
Sari : yah lucky they never take away mine! Aiyoh.. scary thought haha
Frenie : hmm not sure leh but they were wearing shoes in the airport..
Filee : Unfortunately, it really did happened to me. Very embarrassing..
phoenich : wah.. really ah! Eh Conan the detective? Why talk about bra one.. you reading pron ah?
lancerlord : yah nothing..not even bras! grrrr
Hisreason : this one i am not sure worr..but maybe have .. cos you all men also need support there..
Ah 9 : haha yah i think so.
Jayaze : oh yah maybe can earn some money hor.
stars of rain : haha maybe!
kachuaz : hahaha that's so good! hahaha LOL!
the baker : haha yah dunno how to remove leh. Lucky never confiscate, my that wacoal bra not cheap one leh. haha
i had no choice. she didn't understand what i was trying to tell her... haha
She actually felt your bra? *faints* I guess i'll just stock up on Beedees (wrong spelling?) if i want to make a trip down to India.
a crunchy green apple : yes she did! but it's ok lah. what i have she also has..but what she has, i might not have! haha
don't worry.. i think it's only that bra that i wore..or it's that detector.hmm. i wore other underwired bras and the other metal detectors didn't detect it. :D
Hahahahaha~ A woman touching another woman's bra? Something you'd never to expect to see at an airport. LoL~
Ha ha... I had a similar experience. See mine latest blog entry...
b4 you go to england. how about a picture of dick?
Zen|th : haha yah lor. i wasn't expecting her to do that too!
Kelly Chan : haha yah.. but at least no one touched your bra while you were wearing it leh hahaha
cheeky : oh maybe hor.. later he sue me how? i am a peace loving person.. maybe i send to you via email hahaha i must find his pic first..
Oh My Gosh... unbelievable, so funny lol
Will keep in mind, not to wear underwired bra when making a trip to India :D
u got funny blog...
will be back again...
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