Fat Fingers: oh no.. i am farting.. smelly farts. I hope i will not fart when i am there. It's so embarrassing! Your bro and mum will be there!
The Boyfriend: hahaha I think that's difficult. You can fart when you like
Fat Fingers: yes. remember.. our plan is to blame it on you
The Boyfriend: OUR plan???
Fat Fingers: Yes! OUR plan
The Boyfriend: ok, this sounds like one I shouldn't argue on hahahaha
Fat Fingers: haha yes
The Boyfriend: ok so the line is: you never fart
Fat Fingers: hahaha yes. I never fart
The Boyfriend: ok I will tell everyone that
Fat Fingers: hahaha nooo don't tell!! So when i fart.. You just say.. oh it's not her, it's me
The Boyfriend: hahaha you don't think that's a bit obvious?
Fat Fingers: ok so when i fart, u'll just say.. "oopps it's me"
The Boyfriend: something like that...I wait for the accusing look...the other good thing is that if the dogs are around you can always blame them!!
Fat Fingers: but what if it's your bro or your mum who farted?? hahahhaa
The Boyfriend: hahaha
Fat Fingers: we should have a code word. like when i fart in front of your family.. i'll say the code word so you'll know. :))
The Boyfriend: hahahaha yes! What do you suggest?
Fat Fingers: maybe … char siew?
The Boyfriend: hahaha we are all sitting there and then suddenly you say 'charsiew' which is then followed by a terrible smell?? It won't remain a mystery for long!
Fat Fingers: *cough*charsiew*cough*
The Boyfriend: hahahaha
Fat Fingers: how about that? Do u think it will work?
The Boyfriend: I doubt it hahaha
Fat Fingers: oh wait wait.. i know!! How about.. sushi??
The Boyfriend: same problem.......'So Fat Fingers, are you enjoying Uni?'...........'Yes, very much...sushi!'
Fat Fingers: hahaha
The Boyfriend: people will think you are mental hahaha
Fat Fingers: haha i can go.. oh yes very much. i love SUSHI too!
The Boyfriend: oooh I can't breathe now I've laughed so much! brb got to get my puffer
So yes.. i never fart.. never!!
hehehe
14 comments:
Ningx : He has asthma so he needs that puffer to help him breathe normally hehehe.
Yes i want to get one or maybe two! :D I will check your blog for updates hehe
Yeah the Lehs and the Lors can be useful as a codeword haha
wah piang
everyone farts hahaa.
found out that people who eats more carbo and protein farts more.haha
that explains why fart alot too~ hee hee
hahahah. i also want to fart and let someone else take the blame.
Just ask the BF to pretend he was running out of puff when you fart. He can cough and make a lot of noise to "camouflage" your fart!
You sound like me. I also don't fart...hahaha
I remember hearing this from somewhere, where a certain culture says that farting after a dinner means you really enjoyed the dinner. I forgot where you should do this. But you can probably use this excuse if you want! Haha.
"poooooooooo..o.o.oo.oooo.o..oo..oo..ot"
Does yours sound like this?
Or more like "PRONT!"
If no one hears anything, act blur!
I'll prefer the silent type ;)
Colourless, soundless, but... SMELLY! lolx. But no one will know its u.
Oh be careful, sometimes, there are possibility, something might comes out together...
Haha....so bad...to get ur bf to take the rap for your fart! so funny too....
hahahaha..As i read ur entry, I was alsready visualising the scene of you farting in a crowd and your bf taking the rap with your hints...hahaha
haha FF, you are soooo hilarious!!!
actually farting is no big deal but I guess it's just embarrassing to be responsible for causing a smell that makes others wanna run for cover! lol...
that's why, you gotta steer clear of beans esp. if you wanna avoid gas emissions. so ya, no baked beans before you visit his family! don't forget! hahaa
kachuaz : you sure or not? everyone farts? not me leh! hehehe
frenie : haha so you must tell people.. you never fart!
Lynne : haha yeah that's a good tactic! divert attention!!
Sari Party Girl : sometimes.. cannot control leh.. but i don't fart lor.. so it is ok. hee hee
Anna : oh that's good! hahahahaha
Jayaxe : sure or not???? but anyway, i don't fart.. so is ok lah hahaha
Filee Falee : sometimes i hear people farting loudly. like my mum haha..
Lexandria : yeah.. they will not know what hit them! muahaha
soohk : ooh so gross. shit happens i guess haha.
defy angel : haha yeah i will be saying lots of sushi and char siew hehe
the baker : but sometimes never eat beans also will fart leh. why? but .. not me lah.. i never fart, remember? hahaha
great blog :)
got people dont fart one meh? then where does the body release the gas???
at home i fart loud, in public, silent fart...can control one...let go bit by bit. hehe
Pseudo-intellectual lunatic : Thank yoU! :D
miche : have! me lor! haahhahaha yah must control.. if only we can control the smell hehehe
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