Fat Fingers: oh no.. i am farting.. smelly farts. I hope i will not fart when i am there. It's so embarrassing! Your bro and mum will be there!
The Boyfriend: hahaha I think that's difficult. You can fart when you like
Fat Fingers: yes. remember.. our plan is to blame it on you
The Boyfriend: OUR plan???
Fat Fingers: Yes! OUR plan
The Boyfriend: ok, this sounds like one I shouldn't argue on hahahaha
Fat Fingers: haha yes
The Boyfriend: ok so the line is: you never fart
Fat Fingers: hahaha yes. I never fart
The Boyfriend: ok I will tell everyone that
Fat Fingers: hahaha nooo don't tell!! So when i fart.. You just say.. oh it's not her, it's me
The Boyfriend: hahaha you don't think that's a bit obvious?
Fat Fingers: ok so when i fart, u'll just say.. "oopps it's me"
The Boyfriend: something like that...I wait for the accusing look...the other good thing is that if the dogs are around you can always blame them!!
Fat Fingers: but what if it's your bro or your mum who farted?? hahahhaa
The Boyfriend: hahaha
Fat Fingers: we should have a code word. like when i fart in front of your family.. i'll say the code word so you'll know. :))
The Boyfriend: hahahaha yes! What do you suggest?
Fat Fingers: maybe … char siew?
The Boyfriend: hahaha we are all sitting there and then suddenly you say 'charsiew' which is then followed by a terrible smell?? It won't remain a mystery for long!
Fat Fingers: *cough*charsiew*cough*
The Boyfriend: hahahaha
Fat Fingers: how about that? Do u think it will work?
The Boyfriend: I doubt it hahaha
Fat Fingers: oh wait wait.. i know!! How about.. sushi??
The Boyfriend: same problem.......'So Fat Fingers, are you enjoying Uni?'...........'Yes, very much...sushi!'
Fat Fingers: hahaha
The Boyfriend: people will think you are mental hahaha
Fat Fingers: haha i can go.. oh yes very much. i love SUSHI too!
The Boyfriend: oooh I can't breathe now I've laughed so much! brb got to get my puffer
So yes.. i never fart.. never!!