Mr. Fat Fingers and i are not going to celebrate Vday cos we are not going to fall into the traps of the evil retailers and what have you out there!
Anyways....
At ihavefatfingers.blogspot.com, Vday is not about being lovey dovey and all cuddley and cute and stuff like that! It's about showing PASSION!!! Yes, "passion" for your (ex) boss...
So i wrote a poem for Dick! Actually i got the idea from Dilbert Blog lah! hahaha! It's so great to see that there are so many people who have so much passion for their bosses! Anyway, here's one.. for Dick!
I call you Dick
Because you love to bootlick!
You think you're Hitler
But you know what? You are a LOSER!
You're in the office whistling all the time
That is such a crime!
You make us do all the work
While you get all the perks!
Because you love to bootlick!
You think you're Hitler
But you know what? You are a LOSER!
You're in the office whistling all the time
That is such a crime!
You make us do all the work
While you get all the perks!
If you were a president, you'd be George Bush
Just like him, you should be shushed!
You're sprouting nonsense all the time
You'll do better with a mime
And we all know you have a bunion
Because your face is like a pickled onion!
Happy Valentine's Day, you *bald hairy man
You're better off, being a dustpan!
And we all know you have a bunion
Because your face is like a pickled onion!
Happy Valentine's Day, you *bald hairy man
You're better off, being a dustpan!
*Dick is balding.. but has hairy arms..and really long and messy eyebrows!!
17 comments:
haha. this is a really good one
Haha, I can't believe you actually dedicated a poem for the ex boss for V-day!! If I were Mr Fat Fingers, I'd so jealous man!!
thanks duna_!
Jayaxe : we don't celebrate Vday.. so i can write poems to Mr. Fat Fingers any day! :D hehehe
I think I will be dateless this valentine's !! Gonna mope around at home with my dear mum after work !
Ya, I agree totally and whole-heartedly man! V Days make me feel so depressed. *mumbles to self* I'm not pathetic, I'm not pathetic *mumbles to self*
I meant, totally and whole heartedly agree. Too excited just now. Haha..
OOOh.. a sentiment I share ... good on you . Think Valentine's day was created by a male species to let them off the hook for the other 364 days left on the calendar ;-)
Ollie / littlemissscared : stop moping!! Feb 14 is just another day! So be happy lah! And you all are still young! Vday is just to cheat money out of couples who are blinded by love and are willing to spend lots of money on just one meal and flowers that die after a few days!! hahahaha
mirebella : yah lor! hahahaha
wahaha..brilliant. but so far, it's always people complaining about bosses. What about bosses complaining about their subordinates?
My sister always slacks at the big-time company she works in and was even caught several time using skype while working!
I so agree with Fat Fingers. IF you're in love, show it everyday.. and your poem is really funny la! haha.
eh hee hee hee,
you really outdid yourself this time.
Happy Hallmark Day FFingers - have a good one yeah.
crikey! can't believe you just wrote a "pome" to dick!!
anyways, CONGRATS!! on passing the exams! the html and java and whatnot code must really be starting to grow on you, eh? :D
hang in the for the chicken rice! with lovely ginger and sweet thick black sauce! at easter!
I carn believe it! The poem is so funny!
Why dun u send Dick a card with the poem inside?
hahaha I think he will go and commit suicide. hahaha
cemel: that's true.. not a lot of people complain about their staff.. i wonder if Dick has a blog.. hmmmm haahaha
fatboylee/mirebella/my alter ego : thank you!! :D
Spyda: yah.. the chicken rice! ooh yeah!!! but now i have craving for chilli crab...actually i just like the gravy hahaha
defy angel: thanks! and you know. your sentence rhymes! hahahahaahha
You really 'love' your boss.
Minor nitpicking. Hitler was a loser, in every sense of the word. Perhaps it'll be betta with "That's why you're a loser."
Me know super late. But couldn't resist!
haha i know what u mean.
but Dick thinks he can rule the "world" that's why i said hitler :D and it rhymes with loser hehe
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