Dick : He' so tall! I wish i am half as tall as him.
Fat Fingers & Fellow Dick haters : HAHAHAHAHAHA *laughing loudly in our hearts*
Hahaha it was funny ... cos Dick is really short... and if he is half as tall as that guy he is talking about.. he will be 1/4 shorter than what he is now! HAHAHAHAHAHA
* Yeah, maybe he meant half the height of that guy plus his own height.. but it's Dick we're talking about....you know?
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All scum seem to sound alike. SCUM!
haha.. tats a funny one! i almost tot u are in such bliss about ur new found talent in cooking and not write about dick anymore.. phew! more please!!
Short + Dick = Loser ...
I really wonder about parents who name their boys Richard (and hence Dick). What were they thinking?!?!?
You're not listening
what dick is actually saying is that he is feeling insecure and needs reassurance from you!!!!
ask him to go and die. haha.
Eh, women can be so cruel. It's an evil world out there.
dick head mah.
lalala.
LOL i bet his dick is half the size of normal average men LOL!
he might be frodo in disguise for god's sake ;X
Maybe Dick can't really compare heights.
You're right. He better wish carefully, so he may actually be shorter than what he is now. Haha
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