Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Be Careful of What You Wish For

Dick : He' so tall! I wish i am half as tall as him.
Fat Fingers & Fellow Dick haters : HAHAHAHAHAHA *laughing loudly in our hearts*

Hahaha it was funny ... cos Dick is really short... and if he is half as tall as that guy he is talking about.. he will be 1/4 shorter than what he is now! HAHAHAHAHAHA

* Yeah, maybe he meant half the height of that guy plus his own height.. but it's Dick we're talking about....you know?

12 comments:

Hisreason said...

Maybe Dick wants to be a hobbit after watching LOTR. DOes he happen to be hairy? Muahaha....

Ah 9 said...

All scum seem to sound alike. SCUM!

Dan said...

haha.. tats a funny one! i almost tot u are in such bliss about ur new found talent in cooking and not write about dick anymore.. phew! more please!!

Filee Falee said...

I agree with dan!
You are so in tune with all your recipes now that you hardly blog about Dick.
ANd how short is Dick?!

MyOrangeSweater said...

Short + Dick = Loser ...

I really wonder about parents who name their boys Richard (and hence Dick). What were they thinking?!?!?

caleb said...

You're not listening

what dick is actually saying is that he is feeling insecure and needs reassurance from you!!!!

ask him to go and die. haha.

suspiciousbastard said...

Eh, women can be so cruel. It's an evil world out there.

kachuaz said...

dick head mah.

lalala.

Lexandria said...

LOL i bet his dick is half the size of normal average men LOL!
he might be frodo in disguise for god's sake ;X

Zen|th said...

Maybe Dick can't really compare heights.

jettykey said...

You're right. He better wish carefully, so he may actually be shorter than what he is now. Haha

Jared said...

haha.. you're obsessed with dick!