Dick : He' so tall! I wish i am half as tall as him.
Fat Fingers & Fellow Dick haters : HAHAHAHAHAHA *laughing loudly in our hearts*
Hahaha it was funny ... cos Dick is really short... and if he is half as tall as that guy he is talking about.. he will be 1/4 shorter than what he is now! HAHAHAHAHAHA
* Yeah, maybe he meant half the height of that guy plus his own height.. but it's Dick we're talking about....you know?